Take a look at this DELICIOUSLY TASTY picture

Upon closer inspection we find the clown figure resembles the Ronald Donald, but after asking the manager of the fast food burger joint he completely assuaged my fears telling me that his name was not the Ronald McDonald we know, but rather
RangDe MaKeDangNaDe or 让得 马可当那得 in chinese characters. Phew, and I thought we had a case for trademark infrigdement here. I should have also realized EARLY that R McD, has a red white yellow colour scheme, not a BLUE white red colour scheme. Another thing that sticks out is RangDe MaKeDangNaDe's skirt. No way it could be an oversized pair of overalls... NO WAY! So China has gone a long way in fighting trademark infridgments! Kudo's to you China!

Evil twin?



PS. I do have a sneaking suspicion that RangDe MaKeDangNaDe, is actually R Mc D lost twin brother during the first artistic conception of the hero, many others were born but thrown into the fire, RangDe MaKeDangNaDe was safely stowed away in the pocket of one of the many Chinese artists working for a division of Disney. It was there he read the book Mein Kampft as Hittler had a profound influence on his life just look at that accurate portrail of the 'heil Hittler' arm action! After immigrating to China he worked as a short order cook having an talent for creating food that was so malnurishing even the starving kids in Africa thought twice about eating it. And that's where it started... Delicious.. Delicious food... Marketing is everything... So from that Delicious day forward, we now have a fast food change in china that rivals uhh, the mom and pop family restaurants around the globe.
Another unsolved mystery is the that here in China, RangDe has climbed to the pinnical of beauty with his exceptionally fair skin colour (Chinese view the lighter the skin colour the better) so much so that RangDe himself is so reflective that if put out in the sun long enough he would have the ablitity to reflect enough of the suns rays to outterspace to reverse the effects of global warming.

Wait.. Wait for it.. I'm getting. Getting an Idea. Thinking Thinking Thinking.. YES.. that's what we need! 1.3 billion Pale skinned chinese people to stand out in the sun long enough to reverse the effects of Global Warning! Warning.. they might get skin cancer.. doh! But they could act as a gigantic mirror if then all squashed into an area the size of Beijing. I think I should start a petition and a website "China, one people, one goal, one city - Imagine the dream. A world without Global warming. Imagine." Whoa..

I just had another wicked thought, and by wicked I mean bad, not awesome as most of you would have probably mistranslated.... If they all stood outside long enough, they could start another ICE AGE!" Dangerous! Nuts! More powerful then the atom bomb. okay its time to sleep Christopher.