The Truth comes out! Lord of the rings style!
Went to lunch with on of the C teachers at my school and another friend from C. Anyways we started talking about teaching (since all of us were in the mind of teaching English) surprise surprise, when she started telling me of the different relationships and power struggles with the leadership and the teachers in the school. I knew it was there, but I just didn't know if I would get a chance to know about it. So here's the dirt! Gossip galore! Don't turn off your computer now if you want to know who slept with...
okay, so got to be careful here, hmm let me see. okay, i'm going to use some lord of the rings terminology... eg : orc's, elves, minas tirith, dungeons, pipe smoking contset, they each stand for something here. I think your smart enough to figure it out by the context, but msg me if you still have trouble.
So apparently the orc's hire elves through a really slick hiring processes. Basically, the whiter your complexion and the more attractive you are... the better the chances of you getting in... (TO Minas Tirith...) just what we need attractive teachers to help the pubescent hobbit males to learn about pipesmoking& all.
If the orc's don't like you, they can't fire you.. but they can put you in a dungeon with very unruly hobbits. The hobbits that didn't do well on their pipe smoking contests. So Frodo*(can you guess who frodo is?) learned a bit more about Minas Tirith, the hobbits in the dungeons are segreated based on how well they did smoking their pipes. The bunch the best hobbits together, the ones in the middle, and the ones who didn't do very well in separate dungeons. And well you may already know, Frodo dislike this system of segreation... there are benefits Frodo knows, but still...
So here is the catch... if the orc's like you then they put you in a dungeon with hobbits that have done well, and if they don't then you know which dungeon they will put you in.
There is a saying, if you can't lie you can't be an orc, if you can't drink you can't be an orc either. Now its funny cause I discovered the orc's don't particularly like one of the best elves here and I don't understand it. the Elf does a great job, uses many different techniques, and is one of the few who actually cares for the hobbits (by her actions vs other elves) and yet the Elf isn't liked.
Then there is another Elf, who looks after frodo... Anyways, to my surprise, the orc's like this elf, but the other elves do not, because they think the elf is a tratior or something. Such are the political entanglements with orc's and elves.. they never really liked eachother in the first place, but intrestingly enough.. to be an orc, you must first have been be an elf... (just as in Lord of the Rings... if you know the story, the orc's were demented mutilations of elves)
Well enough about elves and orc's.. Frodo's mission is just too important!
okay, so got to be careful here, hmm let me see. okay, i'm going to use some lord of the rings terminology... eg : orc's, elves, minas tirith, dungeons, pipe smoking contset, they each stand for something here. I think your smart enough to figure it out by the context, but msg me if you still have trouble.
So apparently the orc's hire elves through a really slick hiring processes. Basically, the whiter your complexion and the more attractive you are... the better the chances of you getting in... (TO Minas Tirith...) just what we need attractive teachers to help the pubescent hobbit males to learn about pipesmoking& all.
If the orc's don't like you, they can't fire you.. but they can put you in a dungeon with very unruly hobbits. The hobbits that didn't do well on their pipe smoking contests. So Frodo*(can you guess who frodo is?) learned a bit more about Minas Tirith, the hobbits in the dungeons are segreated based on how well they did smoking their pipes. The bunch the best hobbits together, the ones in the middle, and the ones who didn't do very well in separate dungeons. And well you may already know, Frodo dislike this system of segreation... there are benefits Frodo knows, but still...
So here is the catch... if the orc's like you then they put you in a dungeon with hobbits that have done well, and if they don't then you know which dungeon they will put you in.
There is a saying, if you can't lie you can't be an orc, if you can't drink you can't be an orc either. Now its funny cause I discovered the orc's don't particularly like one of the best elves here and I don't understand it. the Elf does a great job, uses many different techniques, and is one of the few who actually cares for the hobbits (by her actions vs other elves) and yet the Elf isn't liked.
Then there is another Elf, who looks after frodo... Anyways, to my surprise, the orc's like this elf, but the other elves do not, because they think the elf is a tratior or something. Such are the political entanglements with orc's and elves.. they never really liked eachother in the first place, but intrestingly enough.. to be an orc, you must first have been be an elf... (just as in Lord of the Rings... if you know the story, the orc's were demented mutilations of elves)
Well enough about elves and orc's.. Frodo's mission is just too important!
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