I almost discovered!
The gender of that baby!(Will not post picture) Almost.... Its been plagueing me for weeks now. At first I assumed he was a boy, but he was always dressed a little feminine you know pink shoes, dresses, hair accessories. But I just thought that it was just a phase for the parents to experiment with the 'what if he was a girl question" which works best when the child isn't wise enough that your parents are trying it out. Now come 14-15-16, if your parents are purchasing you clothes for the opposite gender, I think your parents identities have the problem and not you. (Quick word of advice for those poor teenagers and I know your out there: Get out. Get out NOW! )
So after meeting the father and mother, they kept on referring to the child as a she, which confused me a little, but I thought it was the typical chinese pronoun mixup. But when they started talking to me about their 'only daughter' I had to change my perspective a little. Maybe she does look a little bit boyish but is a girl at heart.
So I almost found out the truth about it today. No I didn't spy on the baby when they were changing its dipers (and anyways he is o.. I mean she is old enough to go to the bathroom herself. So i saw her today playing near the basketball courts with another baby. I was a little absent minded and stopped paying attention to them after a while. Then I turn around and look, and there he.. or she is... going to the bathroom in the middle of the school grounds. But I was expecting her to squat if it was a girl... but she didn't. She was standing... and it LOOKED like it was streaming. Now I didn't get a good view, and by the time i looked she was almost done. And I was facing her backside so I could not make a clear identificaion.
Almost! ALMOST... this is one of the worlds greatest mysteries and I intend to find out before I go or else my life will not be complete! I just hope its really a girl.
So after meeting the father and mother, they kept on referring to the child as a she, which confused me a little, but I thought it was the typical chinese pronoun mixup. But when they started talking to me about their 'only daughter' I had to change my perspective a little. Maybe she does look a little bit boyish but is a girl at heart.
So I almost found out the truth about it today. No I didn't spy on the baby when they were changing its dipers (and anyways he is o.. I mean she is old enough to go to the bathroom herself. So i saw her today playing near the basketball courts with another baby. I was a little absent minded and stopped paying attention to them after a while. Then I turn around and look, and there he.. or she is... going to the bathroom in the middle of the school grounds. But I was expecting her to squat if it was a girl... but she didn't. She was standing... and it LOOKED like it was streaming. Now I didn't get a good view, and by the time i looked she was almost done. And I was facing her backside so I could not make a clear identificaion.
Almost! ALMOST... this is one of the worlds greatest mysteries and I intend to find out before I go or else my life will not be complete! I just hope its really a girl.
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hahaha you are hilarious. i love your stories, please keep them coming!! hahahahah
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