So what am I doing now?

Listening to the block rocking bleats of phatasmalcratic techno enriched music. baba beduba baba beduba baba beduba baba beduba .... some of the most diverse and replayable music I can ever recommend!

So... Do you want nunchuks! Don't be timid! I know you do, whell. ehemm, for only 30 kuai, which is about 4 dollars equivalent you can get your own bruise kabobing, leg breaking, look at me using my nunchuks mama crazy sticks. Just look at these things! Yeah, two sticks and a chain, what a wonderful invention.



There is only one thing that's cooler then two sticks and a chain, and that would have to be a frame of a chair and a seat from a toliet... yes, presenting the poopanywhere chair, brought to you by the same people who gave you PC anywhere. After the sucess of PCanywhere, the management wanted to look into other potiental 'anywhere activities. It was durring the jalapano eating contest that the idea first took flight, there just weren't enough Portapoties to go around, if only there was a more portable fecal removal system. Well our ingenious design gives the user of the chair complete confidentiality of the duality of the chair, as a seat and a bathroom all in one. Once seated your ready to roll out, Great for parks, offices, and stadiums that don't have enough seating. Best of all, you can just drop it and forget it. No clean up required. (Warning noxious odors from the vicinity of the chair may cause nausea) Just pick it up and go somewhere else.




Our patented Toliet seat hindged on frame of seat technology guarentees 5000+ uses!
Toliet paper not included.