How do you teach the word serious?
Like this :)
So I might have crossed over some lines with 'appropriate teaching material' but I think it really does convey the essence of the meaning of serious. I mean who in their right mind would think that a sword sticking out out a persons knee is not serious? I just don't know if I drew enough blood... Now I can only hope that one of these days that I can hear my students yelling 'serious! serious!' only to find that there was a horrible car accident on the road.
I also went to a botanical garden this weekend.. (did I mention I also went to one last weekend.. and the weekend before? (all different) They really do like their 'botanical gardens'. So instead of showing you some pictures of the amazing and rare plants as well as scenic and breathtaking vistas, I present to you a picture of the vice principal... if you look closely at his shirt you will notice... yep he is a playboy fanatic.
(Playboy is a huge popular label here in China ~ I don't know if they know what ummm Playboy's other multi-billion dollar industry does....)
Finally for those who are queasy of insects and bugs alike, I give you the plate of larva supreme, freshly fried (they say its crispy but I would beg to differ) now did I eat any? Well I'll keep you in suspense.
Finally on more of a toilet humour note, (what you think I'm going to say something sentimental or something? This is Chris we're talking about) I realized the difference between a 'papaya and a passion fruit' passion fruit is one of the most sweetest and wonderful juice making from flesh fruit there is. Yum. Papaya is a huge ugly 'smelling like its going rotten (even if its just ripe) *crap* ohhh... I can use the word crap can I?' donker of a fruit. It reminds me of parmesan (excuse the spelling) cheese, which smells like it came from someones cistern, unfortunately unlike parmesan cheese, papaya tastes as it smells. And how can anyone refuse fruit that is bought for them from your supervising teacher?
So I might have crossed over some lines with 'appropriate teaching material' but I think it really does convey the essence of the meaning of serious. I mean who in their right mind would think that a sword sticking out out a persons knee is not serious? I just don't know if I drew enough blood... Now I can only hope that one of these days that I can hear my students yelling 'serious! serious!' only to find that there was a horrible car accident on the road.
I also went to a botanical garden this weekend.. (did I mention I also went to one last weekend.. and the weekend before? (all different) They really do like their 'botanical gardens'. So instead of showing you some pictures of the amazing and rare plants as well as scenic and breathtaking vistas, I present to you a picture of the vice principal... if you look closely at his shirt you will notice... yep he is a playboy fanatic.
(Playboy is a huge popular label here in China ~ I don't know if they know what ummm Playboy's other multi-billion dollar industry does....)
Finally for those who are queasy of insects and bugs alike, I give you the plate of larva supreme, freshly fried (they say its crispy but I would beg to differ) now did I eat any? Well I'll keep you in suspense.
Finally on more of a toilet humour note, (what you think I'm going to say something sentimental or something? This is Chris we're talking about) I realized the difference between a 'papaya and a passion fruit' passion fruit is one of the most sweetest and wonderful juice making from flesh fruit there is. Yum. Papaya is a huge ugly 'smelling like its going rotten (even if its just ripe) *crap* ohhh... I can use the word crap can I?' donker of a fruit. It reminds me of parmesan (excuse the spelling) cheese, which smells like it came from someones cistern, unfortunately unlike parmesan cheese, papaya tastes as it smells. And how can anyone refuse fruit that is bought for them from your supervising teacher?
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