Interesting new ways to use the English language

Oh not to forget, in China I have discovered many new ways to use English, ways that I've come to appreciate especially from the signs that I come across.
I challenge you to come up with reasons for any of the signs.

The Chinese eat anything, including pork scratchings. That must be some itchy pork! Itchy pork, itchy pork, itchy pork!





Many things are also prohibitied in China, just take a look at this list. Staying in your hotel room is the safest way to obey all these laws.





As opposed to non-traditional chinese technology? Now that sounds scary.







Scribbling here is a crime... so print neatly, no cursive please!







No way to avoid the stumbling.. But when you stumble be cautious and you should be okay!








Yeah! uhhh, yeah your head! You've got one... so .. uh.. Watch out, cause its yours!








The person who translated that sign is dangerous, ambiguity is never a comforting sign.